jamani eti we umemwelewa huyu

An Elder was asked to preach in church for a Sunday service sermon as follows:   Dear brothers and sisters, today I want to talk about a piece of meat. That piece of meat that separates brothers and sisters!! That piece of meat that causes husbands and wife's to divorce!! That piece of meat that causes hatred between brothers and sisters!! That piece of meat that causes women to fight with women, brothers to fight with brothers!! It is that piece of meat that is more outside than inside and sometimes more inside than outside!! Beloved brothers and sisters, it is that piece of meat that can give so much PLEASURE but at the end it brings a lot of PAIN! It is that piece of meat that, depending on the moods, sometimes it is long, sometimes it is short. Beloved brother and sisters, that's the piece of meat I want to talk to you about. 
  I can guess what is going on in your dirty mind now!!!!!!! 
  That piece of meat is...........................   The TONGUE, dear brothers and sisters.....the TONGUE!